APH Romano teaches you how to insult people in Italian without speaking Italian

theprincessofimagination:

Oi, listen up idiotas. Today you’re going to improve your Italian, capiche?

First one-You’re nuts (Sei pazzo)

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2nd-You’re a jerk (Sei un citrullo)

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3rd-Mind your own business (Fatti i fatti tuoi)

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4th-Damn you! (Mannaggia a te!)

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4th-I’ll smack you in the face! (Ti do uno schiaffo in faccia!) I’ll break your knees! (Ti rompo leginocchia!)

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And lastly…

He was a good man (Era un buon uomo)

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Do what you will with this information. Now…

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND 
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM 
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW 
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck